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Friday, September 4, 2009

Quotes of the day...

"The easiest thing in the world is to be you. The most difficult thing to be is what other people want you to be. Don't let them put you in that position." - Leo Buscaglia

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around." - Leo Buscaglia

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever" - Mahatma Gandhi

"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere..." - Jim Steinman

“It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop.” - Confucious

"If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind is favorable to him." - Seneca

“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” - Confucious

"It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts." - Millard Fuller

"... And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." - Abraham Lincoln

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, drink in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO....HOO...What a ride."

“Find the person who will love you because of your differences and not in spite of them, and you have found a lover for life.” - Leo Buscaglia

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

“Immature love says: I love you because I need you. Mature love says: I need you because I love you." - Erich Fromm

"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain." - Bob Marley

“No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.” - Doug Horton

"10% of life is what happens to you, and 90% is your attitude towards that."

“Although no one can go back in time and create a new beginning, anyone can begin now and create a new ending.” – Chico Xavier

"Immature Love Says " I Love You Because I Need You". Mature Love Says " I Need You Because I Love You" - Erich Fromm

"People always think they know what truth is, like it was toilet paper and they've got a supply of it in their closet. But what you learn as you get older is that there is no truth... There's only bullshit. Layers of it. One layer of bullshit on top of another... And what you do in life is pick the layer of bullshit you prefer, and that's your bullshit." - Bernie LaPlante (Dustin Hoffman) from the movie The Hero.

"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right." - Woody Allen

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

♠ Peace! ♠

Cheers,
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