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Thursday, August 20, 2009

Life really boils down to 2 questions...

1. Should I get a dog....? OR...

2. Should I have children?


That’s entirely your decision. No matter what situations life throws at you... No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem… Remember! There is a light at the end of the tunnel!

There’s always a reasonable solution!

Cats are so dramatic!!!


Cheers,
Cranky Blogger

PS: Is there anything making you cranky today? Speak up! The floor is yours!

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BF = “Biatch” fit
DW2DWU = Don't want to deal with you
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FO = F&%#$ off
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