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So I've seen plenty of sites out there focused on relaxation, stress relief, and other strategies to get you out of the funk. Don’t get me wrong; they are great, and very helpful. However, sometimes we all need to express our frustrations and loosen the restraints of censorship a bit (in a safe mode, of course). What about saying it like it is! What about spilling the beans and letting it all out? Hmmm... Tempting, huh? So if you’re fed up with something, someone screwed you over royally, or there’s something you want to say, but you are feeling guilty about it, this may be the blog for you.
Cheers,
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PS: Don’t forget to contribute to: “You Know You Are Screwed When…" Maybe you can save someone else from being jipped.
Cheers,
Cranky Blogger
PS: Don’t forget to contribute to: “You Know You Are Screwed When…" Maybe you can save someone else from being jipped.
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BF = “Biatch” fit
DW2DWU = Don't want to deal with you
EM = Emotional moment
FO = F&%#$ off
HWD = Human warmth depravation
NAT = Not all there
PE = Physically enhanced
ROFLMAO = Rolling on floor, laughing my a$$ off
SAHM = Stay at home mom
SFAM = Sistah from another mistah (aka best friend)
SOB = Son of a “biatch”
SPOY = So proud of you
TNH = The Nut Hall
WAHM = Work at home mom
WAY = Who asked you?
WTF = (You all know that one)
+++ coming soon at a terminal near you!
DW2DWU = Don't want to deal with you
EM = Emotional moment
FO = F&%#$ off
HWD = Human warmth depravation
NAT = Not all there
PE = Physically enhanced
ROFLMAO = Rolling on floor, laughing my a$$ off
SAHM = Stay at home mom
SFAM = Sistah from another mistah (aka best friend)
SOB = Son of a “biatch”
SPOY = So proud of you
TNH = The Nut Hall
WAHM = Work at home mom
WAY = Who asked you?
WTF = (You all know that one)
+++ coming soon at a terminal near you!
“One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.” Bob Marley
You know you’re screwed when…
If you've had a pulse long enough, I'm sure you've been screwed one time or another. So go ahead and send in your contribution. Maybe you can save someone else from being jipped. Can you complete this sentence: "You know you're screwed when..."
1 - ... you spent thousands of dollars on college education and you can't get a job. (Michaela - Florida)
2 - ... your water just got disconnected an hour ago, and the FPL guy is knocking on your door. (Angelo - Florida)
3 - ...you married a guy without checking the merchandise and discovered that Mr. Stiff is more like Mr. Soft Pinky. (ML - Brazil)
1 - ... you spent thousands of dollars on college education and you can't get a job. (Michaela - Florida)
2 - ... your water just got disconnected an hour ago, and the FPL guy is knocking on your door. (Angelo - Florida)
3 - ...you married a guy without checking the merchandise and discovered that Mr. Stiff is more like Mr. Soft Pinky. (ML - Brazil)
Eletric shock prank. Find out how tough your friend really is...
Hello! Welcome to the mental health hotline.
* If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.
*If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
* If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
*If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership.
* If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
* If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.
* If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.
* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.
* If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.
* If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
* If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.
* If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.
*If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
* If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
*If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership.
* If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
* If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.
* If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.
* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.
* If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.
* If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
* If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.
* If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.
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